DO NOT BUY THIS HOUSE…UNLESS you love an updated kitchen with concrete countertops and a HUGE cherry wood top island…plus would love to have 4 bedrooms (three bedroom septic design ) and 2 full baths….plenty of room?


Another reason to NOT TO BUY THIS HOUSE is the back deck overlooking the green grass and fenced-in lawn. Your pets will love it. You’ll love it. It’s distracting….You’ll end up sitting outside relaxing, enjoying your little backyard oasis, and suddenly realize you’ve been out there so long that you forgot to mow said grass….maybe not a bad thing actually


You should also probably pass because this house has been recently updated and is move-in ready…. MAYBE you’re really into spending every weekend fixing things? “Ready to enjoy immediately” just isn’t your style?


Then there’s the finished basement. It has a media room AND a full bar, which is honestly kind of cool. But having your own spot for movie nights, game days, cocktails with friends could be dangerously enjoyable. And if you’re into mysteries, this place has one more trick up its sleeve. There’s a secret bookcase concealing the utility room…. Entry is easy….that is if you know the secret to get in.


So please, DO NOT BUY THIS HOUSE.


Unless you’re looking for an updated, move-in-ready home with a beautiful kitchen, plenty of bedrooms, great outdoor space, reasonable property taxes, an awesome basement with a secret bookcase…if all that sounds good to you …then….YOU ACTUALLY SHOULD BUY THIS HOUSE, and SHOULD CALL BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES!