Hear ye, noble lords and ladies! We present to thee the Excalibur Castle Boutique Hotel and Wedding/Function Venue, a wondrous opportunity to embark on a grand medieval adventure. Situated at the esteemed Corner Tier Kloof Road and R24 in Rustenburg, North West Province, South Africa, this castle spans across 5 hectares (12,355 acres) of land, awaiting thy presence.

Let us regale thee with the details of this magnificent establishment. Within these castle walls, thou shalt find ten exquisite Boutique Rooms, where comfort and elegance intertwine. A Boutique Party & Costume Hire service shall cater to thy every entertainment need. The grand restaurant, equipped with a state-of-the-art kitchen, shall seat up to 250 guests, ensuring a feast fit for royalty. A Private Cigar Bar, known as the Dungeon, awaits those seeking solace and indulgence. A Fully Licensed Bar shall quench thy thirst with the finest libations. The chapel, a beacon of sacred union, awaits those seeking divine blessings. Furthermore, the castle boasts a Cinema Event Hall, accommodating up to 100 souls, and an Event Hall, capacious enough for 600 merry revelers. The young ones shall rejoice in the Kiddies Castle, a realm designed for their joyous parties and events. Additional facilities include a Laundry, Store Rooms, and Ablution Facilities, ensuring every need is met.

But lo! Let us not overlook the splendor of the castle's exteriors. As thou first step into the courtyard, thou shalt be astounded by the magnitude of this grand complex. A gateway to a bygone era lies before thee, beckoning thee to traverse through time. Within this unique castle, there lies a harmonious interplay between public and private spaces. The opportunities are endless, from the enchanting boutique hotels to the splendid restaurant, conference rooms, wedding venues, and joyful playgrounds. Thou may even partake in hosting thy own LARPing events, where reality and fantasy intertwine.

Now, imagine thyself strolling through the legendary "Broceliande Forest," a place intertwined with the timeless tales of King Arthur and his noble knights. Within this magical realm, behold the Excalibur Tea Garden, an outdoor oasis that captivates the senses. With a seating capacity fit for 120 guests, and scattered tables amidst the verdant beauty, thou shalt find solace and delight. Seek refuge beneath the Gazebo, where six souls may gather, or explore the charm of Island #1, hosting up to 30 guests. Island #2 shall accommodate 20 guests, while Island #4 and Island #6 offer havens for 15 and 10 guests, respectively. Further delights await at the Braai Area and Islands 13, 14 & 15, where up to 35 souls may commune and revel.

The beating heart of the castle, the Excalibur Dome, shall grant thee a true taste of its wonders. Serving as the main dining area, it can accommodate up to 80 distinguished guests. Choose between four long tables, hosting a maximum of 80 guests without a dance floor, or opt for two long tables with a dance floor, welcoming 40 guests. Alternatively, tables with six companions each shall accommodate up to 48 guests without a dance floor or 36 guests with a dance floor. Fear not, for the regal King Arthur Private Dining Venue and the elegant Queen Guinevere Private Dining Venue shall each embrace ten esteemed guests.

Now, fairytale weddings come to life within the castle's own Wedding Chapel. Witness the sacred union of two souls as the chapel, with a seating capacity of up to 120 guests, creates an ambiance of divine blessing. And when the Chapel joins forces with the grandeur of the Excalibur